I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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I understand Curling. That high.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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