Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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