I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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