You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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