i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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