I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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