I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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