Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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