I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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