Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
as a side note pls kill me
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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