can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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