Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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