doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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