dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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