He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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