at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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