Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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