Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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