i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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