Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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