i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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