doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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