I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Come on in and take your pants off
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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