I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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