what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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