Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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