he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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