I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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