? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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