So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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