Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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