Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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