i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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