I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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