suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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