Do vagina's smell?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
