I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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