The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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