I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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