apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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