im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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