I've blown a few things in my day
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just googled if crying burns calories
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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