I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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