Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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