i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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