big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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