awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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