like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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