okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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