i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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