Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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