Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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