Me. At least after what I've been through.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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