im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The power of my boobs compel you
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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