So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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