have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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