And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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