Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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